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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Wednesday Afternoon Ennui

Ladies and Gentlemen, the truth is finally out.

If like me, you have spent many moments cringing upon hearing Himesh Reshamiyya’s angst ridden voice, this piece of information will, well it won’t reduce the cringing, but it might help you understand the root of all the madness.

Everyone agrees that Reshamiyya’s hair-raising, vomit-inducing, pull-music-system-out-of-socket-and-put-your-own-finger- there-instead causing guttural sound cannot be human. I was one of the many who spent hours plotting and planning on a slow and painful death for the bearded beast. I knew things had reached a head when I overheard a lady tell her infant, “Soja beta, nahi to Hinesh Reshamiyya aa jayega.”

That was until I heard a song of his playing on TV the other day. Suddenly everything was clear and I actually felt a pang of sympathy for the man. The reason for his pain (and ours), is of course steeped in sex. Freud would be so proud of me.

You see, Himesh Reshamiyya has never experienced an orgasm.

How do I know this? He says so in his song. If you’d ever accidentally listened to more than 2 seconds of the song without breaking the source of the music, you’d hear it too. So without further ado, I present to you Exhibit A:

The song: Jhalak Dikhlaja
For my int’l audience (that’s you Vanessa:)): Give me a glance

The lyrics:
Jhalak Dikhlaja,
Jhalak Dikhlaja.
Ek baar aaja,
Aaja,
Aaja,
Aaja,
Aaaaaja.

Translation:
Give me a glance,
Give me a glance.
Just once please come,
Please come,
Please come,
Please come,
Pleeeeeaaase come.

Need I say more?

Posted by that girl in pink  | 5:13 pm  |  39 comments  

39 Comments

at 6:01 pm Blogger lemontree said...

hillarous. funny. and high on visual. with cringing face et all. hehehehehe.

 
at 10:44 am Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol! You almost knocked me outta my chair! But its worth muting the box and seeing the wimmen in his vidoes! :)

 
at 2:38 pm Blogger Lalit Singh said...

ROTFL
Please come please come
Doesnt it talk of his ability to satify his partner (i am deliberately not using women)..."please come please come" he cracks, pleading the partner.

 
at 3:00 pm Blogger Nessa said...

You are hysterical. He shouldn't beg so much.

 
at 5:28 pm Blogger Jenn said...

Poor guy. Imagine having to go through so much trouble to satisfy his partner.

Maybe he/she (partner) is frigid.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Come again.

 
at 7:47 pm Blogger shruti said...

he he ..really funny ..nice interpretation ..but maybe he just wants to get back at the innocent world becuase he has never had a u knw wht ..and hence torture us wid his songs!!

 
at 8:46 pm Blogger Vijayeta said...

ROTFL! Seriously, i've no words! Oh god, how we all hate Himesh and he's still around...with more and more songs and disgusting videos :(

 
at 10:54 pm Blogger that girl in pink said...

lemon: my entire body cringes when i hear his songs. and the worst part is that if you've had the misfortune of hearing it once, the song will play in your mind all day. it's like an infection that won't go. it's horrible!!

grey: the women maybe hot, but where does one look when HE comes on screen?!

lalit: you're right. at first even i thought it was an ode to his partner but one look at him and i realised that the chances of him having a partner are very very slim...

vanessa: u're so lucky you'll don't have to bear with him. he's a curse upon our country!

jenn: yeah it would be difficult to satisfy your partner when she doesn't allow you within 5 feet of you! have you seen him? he's...well, he's attractively challenged.

pink berry: ha ha! he managed to spook a ghost! LOL
ok, the tattoo guy's name is pradeep menon. if germain's school is on your left, you go straight down, pass coles park and take a left after this office type building. his house is right there. listen, lemme find out his number and i'll give it to you. what u planning to get?

shruti: that's exactly it! he's getting back at the innocent folk because of his own lack of satisfaction. the sadistic shit...

vij: have u seen his latest video? i forget what it's called...but at the end of the stanza he goes, "koi shaque? what's up?"
i mean, what the fuck?!?!?

 
at 10:10 am Blogger SwB said...

hahahaha ... you're mad!

 
at 9:49 pm Blogger Nautilus said...

Hilarious! He must be one helluva considerate lover :-) And I totally agree with the fact that once you've heard him, the song sticks in your head for the next howmanyever days totally ruining everything! I tried K L Saigal as an antidote!

 
at 11:28 am Blogger mad angles said...

Oh my god! You've nailed it man!

But you know, there is one question I have. Every sane human I know, says they hate him, then how is it that the man is such a hit?!!

 
at 1:59 am Blogger ± said...

it is bad enough that we are subjected to his nasal drawl day in and day out on every broadcast point that ever plays music that you have to write lyrics and translations of them ?
i'm sorry... i read himesh reshamiya...and scrolled down.
and then *gasp* ! you actually wrote the jhalak shit?

im officially upset

 
at 2:25 pm Anonymous Anonymous said...

You do have a point there! :) Say you had recommended a tattoo place in blore right? Could you give me directions? I know a lil bit of blore streets but not much though!

 
at 4:09 pm Blogger The Wandering Hermit said...

I hate that nasal twang of his...absolutely hate it
cheers
z

 
at 8:42 pm Blogger twip said...

I have a roommate who's ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH THAT HIMESH&*%#%$...

*wails*

she listens to him at night(she cant fall asleep otherwise!)

GRAH!

I needed to get that out of my system.

 
at 1:21 am Blogger that girl in pink said...

saltwater blues: :) and now you know the reason for my insanity.

gutterspace: that's the prob, no one will sleep with him...

nautilius:ha ha! i never thought i'd say this, but yes kl saigal sounds infinitely better.

essar:exactly! why is he singing songs by the kilo??

harjee:i do apologise. but you know sometimes we bloggers tend to abuse this space to vent! next time, pleasanter topics, pacca!

grey: looking forward to seeing your tattoo!

z:i understand. nods sympathetically and i know that when you say hate, you mean it as a euphemism.

megh: NOOO! are you serious? stunned silence for 5 minutes
i do hope, for your well being, she hears it on her ipod or some other personal music device. cuz otherwise baby, you're screwed!

 
at 11:48 am Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont wait up! I'm a champion procrastinator. And I've been putting this off for almost two years now primarily for not knowing where to get it done. What are the rates that this dude charges?

 
at 12:01 pm Blogger william, the bloody said...

While plotting his slow and painful death, did u consider plucking each and every strand of hair from his beard one by one?

 
at 12:15 pm Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pink it is! :) I was in Blore for about 6 months recently. Now i've moved to Pune for good. But I keep visiting Blore for official purposes once every quarter or so! The pricing seems more or less standard. And is this place safe and all that? I mean he does use new needles and follow all those tattoo safety rules right?

 
at 7:27 pm Blogger Arunima said...

admire your patience to listen to it and delve into the meaning.

 
at 12:15 pm Blogger that girl in pink said...

grey shades: if and when you do get a tattoo, what do you plan to get? and yeah its totally hygenic and safe. he uses disposable needles which he'll hand over to you after finishing.

pwf: ha ha! a fellow reshamiya lover i see.

arunima: isn't that a polite way of saying, "how jobless are you?!" :)

 
at 3:55 pm Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okie! Plan to get a small dragon in a crouched position kinda about to leap! I wanted to get that one two years back and now again, so i'm assuming i'll want it for the rest of my life!

 
at 11:50 am Blogger DiTtY said...

I love the new look!!!!! :)

And this was HILARIOUS!!! :) Especially that bit about pull music system out of socket and stick your own finger in there bit! :D I don't know how anyone can like that man's voice!!!!! And apparently there are people who LOVE his songs! :O :O *sigh* There is no accounting for taste, is it?! :)

 
at 12:40 pm Blogger Runa said...

hey your blog really looks very nice...just have managed to read this one post and it seems to be so funny, really like the way you write.

 
at 7:36 am Blogger that girl in pink said...

grey shades:procrastinate no more! just go for it!

hey ditty! welcome back from your break from blogging. thanks for the thumbs up on the template design!
reshamiyya's popularity? it's a mystery of epic proportions!!

hi solan and welcome! glad you like the post. come back again! see you!

 
at 12:05 pm Blogger Aqua said...

hi....nice post...i can't stand himesh reshmmiya and it's awful how he's winning all the best playback singer awards in all the recent award shows...

and hey pls do support "Bloggers for Tibet day" on July 6th, which is also "World Tibet Day". You can read more about this here ... http://www.voiceofambition.com/Tibet/index.php?/archives/10-Bloggers-for-Tibet-Day.html

Thanks
Aqua

 
at 12:21 pm Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes yes! The next time i'm in blore i will! That should be in another two months!

 
at 2:01 pm Blogger verbaltorture said...

ROFLMAO !
I absolutely feel the same way about HR. He sucks. Big time.
I'm +ve that he's gay.

 
at 9:30 am Anonymous Anonymous said...

U finally uncovered the truth!! When's the next post coming up...write one soon!!!

UrPublicist

 
at 11:23 am Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ello! Super busy eh?

 
at 10:04 pm Blogger Di said...

hey.just happened to pass by ur blog...we happen to have the same views..regardin kids and himesh reshammiya...nice blog :-)

 
at 3:23 am Blogger Cyberswami said...

where've you gone pink? all quiet etc.

 
at 6:03 pm Blogger still life said...

helo
i totally agree with u
ne way i am from mumbai
n i finally found some indian bloggers hope u visit my blog
tc

 
at 10:29 am Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oye!

Blog world calling inertia struck Pink...high time you got back to blog world! Keep coming here in the hope of reading a new post from you.
U owe it to your faithful readers. Come back!!!

-UrPublicist

 
at 7:40 pm Blogger Sue said...

Oh, a friend of ours explained that song as a result of acute constipation.

 
at 12:46 pm Blogger White Magpie said...

Lol..

stranger thingies have happened but I liked Himesh in his solo singing effort :p

 
at 12:46 pm Blogger White Magpie said...

oops not solo..I meant his first effort

 
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