name: that girl in pink
location: Somewhere, India
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Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Did someone ask about the perfect lover?
Dear George,
George George George! My dear sweet George. First of all, congratulations on the Oscar. I forget what you won it for but even if you haven’t acted in a single movie in ten years you deserved it. You deserve more than an Oscar. You make people happy. You give us a reason to live for. You make the world a better place. And for that you deserve a Nobel Prize.
Now for the bad news. George, we have a problem. See, all of us mortals had been brought up to believe that nobody in this world was perfect. We may dream of a certain somebody we want to spend our lives with, write out long lists of his attributes, imagine frolicking through sun kissed apple orchards with him, but deep inside, we all know he doesn’t exist. We all knew there were compromises to be made and we’d made our peace with that.
And then you came along.
You look like a God. You act. You direct. You give delightful Oscar acceptance speeches. You’re witty, yet sensitive. Intelligent yet goofy. You are serious about your craft, yet are able to crack jokes at bad movie choices in the past (In my opinion you have never made a bad movie. Every role you ever played deserved an Oscar. If you ever come to India get in touch with me. I’ll make sure you get at least 8-10 top Indian Cine awards.) You make having a pet pig seem normal. You dress well, act your age, never make an ass of yourself and own a friggin villa in Italy for God’s sake!
Do you see what you’ve done Georgie? You’ve given every woman (and many men) a glimpse at a dream. A peek into something we never thought possible. You’ve shown us perfection and now we’re all screwed.
What’s gonna happen the next time a girl is not sure about committing to a guy because his ears are too big? The usual persuasive arguments of “nobody’s perfect” are not going to cut it, are they? Oh no! Because now we’ve all seen you and the secret’s out. Some men are perfect and we’re not going to settle for anything less.
George Clooney, you’ve really upset the apple cart. You who refuse to settle down are making sure nobody else has a chance at it either.
My only consolation right now is that you’re single. You obviously haven’t found anyone to match your level of perfect-ness. I would point you in the right direction but I think you’re smart enough to figure that out yourself. Ahem.
So I end this missive as I started it. With many warm wishes on your recent victory. Here’s to many more in the future.
Good luck and kisses,
x x x
Posted by that girl in pink
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24 comments
said...why did i get the feeling that del would bring out the super-blogger in you! :) great blog! was laughing away at work. see u soon.
p.s it's me S
said...Awesome post about an awesome man!
I ditto everything you have written.
In this world, there is George Clooney and then there are the rest of them.
Vijayeta said...Oh My God! I so don't believe this! ...I was watching the Oscars...and i was watching George Clooney, sitting rather strategically in the front row, and thinking... THAT is the perfect lover. And THAT is how all men should aspire to be!
I mean, seriously! The woman who received an Oscar for best Screenplay thanked the Oscar Committee for sitting her next to Clooney at the Nominees Lunch... Imagine having THAT kind of appeal, charisma and a super high desirability factor!
And all the jokes he made about his publicist Stan getting more action now 'cos George won an Oscar...and he did leave the party with his ex-girlfriend though!
As seen on E!Tonight...
:D
mad angles said...Lol, my feelings exactly! I was so thrilled to him at the Oscars, sitting single as ever! One desirable man in the universe who's NOT been taken!
BTW, first time here - I realised you and I have very similar blog names.
sinusoidally said...Careful...he is a heartbreaker!
lemontree said...this post is so Pink
witty and insightful
and brings home the point that there is perfect in this world , we can't cheat oursleves and settle for less.
but pink, george clooney? really?
that girl in pink said...S: has it finally happened? an end to your usually silent visits! thanks for the comment & see you soon!!!
anon: we truly are a blessed generation to have george clooney amongst us, live and hot!
by the way, who are u? :)
vij: i know! he's amaaazing. even if he had an IQ of 3 i would love him cuz he's just so hot. but guess what? he's smart! and funny! and arrogant and awesome and utterly fantastic. and i just love him...sigh.
p.s. i actually skipped my beloved seinfeld to catch glimpses of clooney on e! news. but which ex did he leave with? not that annoying teri hatcher!
essar: yes! we do have similar blog titles. and u love george clooney. and like me, u write for a living. now don't tell me you love chocolate and have weight issues cuz that would be just too uncanny ;-)
dee: i know dee. that's why a few years ago i gave up on the idea of marrying him. way too much competition.
george, in case you're reading, i'll still be willing to perform all my wifely duties with u. just so u know.
sinusodially: i know. but he doesn't mean to be. he's a good guy really. just hasn't found the right woman yet.
lemontree: are you seriously asking me that? my god! have you seen him in 'out of sight'? or oceans 11 & 12? i almost killed julia roberts when he puts his arms around her. even intolerable cruelty was tolerable because of him. he's the yummiest thing ever!!!
mad angles said...Hehe - well I think everywoman on the planet has to deal with the vicious circle of chocolate-loving and weight-evading! But well, now that you mentioned it, yes I do!
shub said...:)) before the pic load when I saw George George for a sec I thought u were referring to Bush!! =))
absolutely....there a certain sexy aura to him which jus grows as he gets older!!!
was drooling at him yesterday too! :)
Vijayeta said...Krista Allen, his Confessions of a Dangerous Mind co-star!
:)
Nessa said...He is so pretty.
Lalit Singh said...someone is REALLY nuts over this guy....
:-)
twip said...Can we share George Clooney?
Cos' perfect specimens of manhood like him, are hard to come by you see:D
Megha
twip said...and BTW: first time here.....and I should tell you I love pink!( except for that abominable shade of pink: baby pink....yeech)
Pooja said...ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhh i am soooo helplessly in love!!! george is indeed perfect, not to mention a genius, funny, witty and gorgelisioussssss to boot!!!! i never thot i cud love again till i re discovered him!! my version of heaven wud include buckets and buckets of george.. drool!!!
Wild Reeds said...He's really something George Clooney... hopefully we'll see a lot more of him in the years to come. Great letter!
4wD said...how do you know he's perfect. He's always wearing clothes, for god's sake. Hmmph.
that girl in pink said...essar: :-)
shub: george bush! any letter addressed to him will start dear simian...
vij: we'll just have to see how long that lasts!
goldennib: he really is! sigh...
lalit: it's true. what i feel for him is pure love.
megha: first, thank you for liking pink. you're one of the few who'll actually admit it.
and, of course i'll share him with u! if only he was mine to share...
poo: i know babe!!!
wild reeds: amen to that.
dee: happy holi to you too!
4wd: do u think i've not surfed the net looking for naked pics of the man?
man, u underestimate my devotion!
The Guy Next Door said...Nice Blog - You got style !!!
william, the bloody said...I object to the existence of people like George Clooney(Thank god they are a rare and endangered species)
Its an unfair situation for guys like me. Chances are Im gonna die alone, but, atleast I have hope. However, If every girl decides that her Ideal man is gonna be like him. Hope would cease to exist.
http://www.piggy-memories.blogspot.com/
that girl in pink said...hey dee,
thanks for the nudge. ;-)
Arunima said...DOn't mess up with him. He is mine EHEM!!
:-)
unforgiven said...He *HAS* to be gay. The only men who can be this perfect are the ones who like other men.
Go to San Francisco and see for yourself :|
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