Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No, it's me!!
Man, I’ve been away a long time! Not saving the world or even touring it or anything. Just been busy with the same old, same old.
Mostly I’d blame my absence on work which has been a complete bitch. Then there was that one month of football! How a complete non sportsperson like me (I can’t even play carom) got sucked into watching and following and betting on football matches that went late into the night is inexplicable. But it happened and it was fun and we drank a lot and I wish England had at least made it to the finals but Hurray for Italy anyway!
I’ve also, ahem, joined an aerobics class in an effort to become healthier. It’s actually kind of fun because of course our batch has got an instructor who’s a complete character! See, he thinks he’s Britney Spears. I swear, while the rest of us are huffing and puffing over lunges or stomach crunches or some other torturous work out, our instructor, his name is Chris, starts doing actual Britney Spears dance steps. He looks into the mirror, squints his eyes, pouts his lips and starts dancing. And the other day “Just Chill” from that Salman Khan movie was playing and Chris started dancing like Katrina Kaif! Complete with the head tilt and pouty smile. It’s bizarre!
Besides, it’s an aerobics class and if Chris wasn’t such a cartoon I’d still be laughing right through. All I have to do is look at the mirror and see myself working out and I burst into peals of laughter. A less graceless, unfit and gangly person than me does not exist! After seeing myself do dance-aerobics in a bloody room covered in mirrors, I’ve vowed never to dance in public again. I look like an orangutan.
And yesterday we had kick-boxing. Ha ha ha ha ha! I swear if I’m ever attacked by mugger, all I’ll need to do is get into my kick-boxing stance and the poor bugger will just die laughing. Self defence, that’s right!
So yeah, all in all, it’s been busy. But I’d neglected my sweet blog for too long and now I’m back and it won’t happen again. Thanks Grey Shades, Cyber Swami, Lemontree and MyPublicist for asking where I was. That was a real kick!
So see you'll soon!
Much love and kisses,
That Girl.
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